Proofing can be important – by Karen Fainges

Well I am on holidays so I am going to cop out and copy and email sent to me by my mother-in-law. Enjoy.

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 Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter   This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.


I just couldn’t help but sending this along. Too funny.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 

No kidding, really? Ya think? 

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers   

Now that’s taking things a bit far!  
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over   

What a guy!   

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death 

No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s! 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  

See if that works any better than a fair trial! 

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War Dims Hope for Peace  

I can see where it might have that effect!  
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 

Ya think?! 

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperature

Who would have thought!  
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide   

They may be on to something here! 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  

You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape? 
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Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge   

He probably IS the battery charge! 

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft  

That’s what he gets for eating those beans!  
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks   

 Do they taste like chicken?
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Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half   

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!  
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors   

Boy, are they ever tall!  

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And the winner is….  

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead    

Did I read that right? 
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